NYC BROLYS, Who works out at Equinox?

I’m so tempted to get a membership there but I only work in the city and they dont have any clubs in Jersey.

You never have to pay for anything outside the pro-shop and personal training. Massages, manicures, pedicures, facials, tanning, pool, sauna, basketball, unlimited number of classes. All for $170 a month.


its not just a gym broseph. lets say you get a massage and a facial once a month…thats saving 150$ right there. Gym only $20 thats if you dont use any other amenities.
unlimited massages? i dunno about facials and manicures, that’s a bit unbroseph.

not really into getting facials, manicures or cocks up my ass, so anything other than raw iron is a waste to me.

a facial? like the thing girls and their gay friends get done?
120lbs dumbbells+, bigger guys than me, deadlifting and heavy powerlifting allowed, protein shakes/water on sight = good gym for me.

anything else = gayness.
hold on let me finish this set of SQUATS and finish getting my MANICURE AND FACIAL then i’ll be over

oh and let me pay $170/month for it too
if my $50 massage doesn’t end with me giving her a facial then it’s not a true massage
Well, at 24 hour fitness I get:
Unlimited classes
Raquetball
Rock climbing wall
Tread wall
basketball
pool
Full weights and cardio equipment

and it was 1k for 3 years, then 50 a year after that… so I get what you get minus the facials (uhh.. are you gunna use those?) and the massage (okay, that would be nice). I don’t think it’s worth it. I can go down the street and get a 60 minute massage for 45 bucks and they do a damned fine job.

Well, at 24 hour fitness I get:
Unlimited classes
Raquetball
Rock climbing wall
Tread wall
basketball
pool
Full weights and cardio equipment

and it was 1k for 3 years, then 50 a year after that… so I get what you get minus the facials (uhh.. are you gunna use those?) and the massage (okay, that would be nice). I don’t think it’s worth it. I can go down the street and get a 60 minute massage for 45 bucks and they do a damned fine job.

50 a YEAR? what the fuck
Im not about getting jacked, i just want to be in shape. So i see why you guys disagree.

Bateman, have you ever used the gym at school?

Thats also an option im considering.
i like my gym. small 2 story place.

200+lbs dumbells
all brollys, dedicated lifters, or hot chicks in treadmills.
few to no stupid hs kids
less than $20 a month cuz im a student

chain gyms ftl
hometown gyms ftw

Yea, I actually waited and waited till a good deal came around and this April they were running that promotion. It was an unbeatable deal and they are everywhere so I jumped on it for myself and the wife. The first 3 years are completely paid for, and then when they do start billing I’d be stupid to not keep it going just to have it if nothing else.

I got everythign up to sport clubs for $450/3 yrs, and $24/yr after that

Wow, that’s a great deal.

Im not about getting jacked, i just want to be in shape. So i see why you guys disagree.

Bateman, have you ever used the gym at school?

Thats also an option im considering.

No. Never.
jesus i pay $7 a month for my 24 membership and i thought that was paying alot
if they give some baller deep tissues and you need that shit then maybbeeeee

other than that fuck that

I figure if I ever end up homeless, $2/mo is worth it just for the showers
After further inspection of the website it might be a possibility. If I get to hit it from the back after every chest day count me in.

Im imagining what her cunt looks like in that pose.

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-10 rep points if you work out at Equinox

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